It started when my young love asked to wear lipstick to school…
I stared at him, gaping, then he said “APRIL FOOLS!”
So right from the start
I thought I’d take part
… But it seems writer’s block has decided to rule.
Fortunately, other bloggers have not had this quandary:
And Richard was cast in a blockbuster rom-com quite promptly
But this news was indeed
Intended to mislead
An April Fools tradition we’ll remember quite fondly. =)
It was announced that RAPS, Inc. will no longer Shrine for RA!
Fans shocked to discover Skarsgård instead reassigned for display.
As if we would drool…
No matter how cool!
CEO Guylty has much to answer for this day!
Then Perry broke the news about Richard’s new starring role:
He’ll play neither a knight, nor a monk with bald skull.
She let it be known
He’d been cast as a stone!
Though a precious relic, this particular script may be dull.
On to the news that has puzzled quite a tally:
Guillermo Del Toro to direct the Hannibal finale!
Mistake! Let’s rewind…
Find something else about which to rally.
Then Richard’s exhortations to keep it classy on Twitter!
His desire understandable, but some will surely titter…
Remember Bombur was “horny”
And other sketchy posts so corny?
How can we trust RA as the Twitter Babysitter?
I thought about spoofing this Twitter situation…
But when I sat down to write, my skills went on vacation!
I was left with a gimmick:
You guessed it- a limerick!
Which I’ll post, but with much reservation.