When Armitage joined Twitter, many were amazed
But in the past 10 months, many eyebrows were raised
I debated writing a spoof
About the mysterious goof
As his patterns are becoming quite crazed!
Yes, it seems that Richard has developed a new sport:
He’ll tweet this or that, then spontaneously abort!
When a notification arrives
Better screen cap and archive
Because the duration of his post is frequently short!
As a matter of fact, I’ve lost track of the numbers
Cosplayers, remarks, and selfies have gone under
Only one thing is sure
His reasoning is obscure
But it stirs speculation about whether he’s blundered.
In fact if I spoofed this I’d be tempted to write
Words that might very well cause the fandom to fight
Because some will defend
Even the strangest of trends
Once in awhile, these deletions make sense…
(Or at least amongst ourselves, we try to convince)
This wasn’t yet official!
That might not be judicial!
Perhaps he thought it might cause someone offense…
Other times, though, I’m entirely unclear
Why this tweet or that should just poof! Disappear!
A recent handsome selfie with gorgeous blue eyes
Did stir some discussions, but mostly just sighs =)
And the explanation, aborted, was queer!
So what’s going on in that mind of yours, Richard?
These tweets are becoming harder to catch than a lizard!
Was it comments about a new botox-app?
Because if it exists, I’d download it and clap!
And Hannibal or not, I did like that picture!
Certainly many of RA’s Tweets have been long-lived and winning…
But at this point, the disappearances do have my head spinning
And the overall effect:
But maybe… all this commotion has Armitage grinning?